Jingle Hells
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Dashing through the snow
To cubicle hell we go
Whining all the way
My coffee’s getting cold
My boss is always late
To the meetings she sets up
I want to leave to do my job
But everybody waits
Oh…
Jingle bells, snotgun shells,
Coming from my nose
Winter’s here, and as I feared,
I’ve got a real bad cold.
Jingle bells, [...]
Entries Tagged as 'DJ1.0'
Merry Christmas Cubicle Dwellers!
December 19th, 2008 · No Comments
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Best of The Dark Side: Rules for Office Romance
April 9th, 2008 · 7 Comments
You are going to spend a lot of time at work. This is especially true early in your career as you use youth to outpace others. The ratio of women to men is increasing as more and more women join the workplace. Companies encourage teamwork, honest communication, and after hours interaction. Most work environments bring [...]
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In Defense of Being Useless (Part 2 of 3)
July 9th, 2007 · No Comments
DJ1.0 is a contributing editor of TechDarkSide.com. We don’t know much about DJ1.0, since he participates in the dark side anonymously. We suspect DJ1.0 is a “he” since he refers to a wife in an early post, but then again, maybe they’re from Massachusetts… Either way, you can reach DJ1.0 at dj10@techdarkside.com.
In my previous post, [...]
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In Defense of Being Useless (Part 1 of 3)
July 6th, 2007 · No Comments
DJ1.0 is a contributing editor of TechDarkSide.com. We don’t know much about DJ1.0, since he participates in the dark side anonymously. We suspect DJ1.0 is a “he” since he refers to a wife in an early post, but then again, maybe they’re from Massachusetts… Either way, you can reach DJ1.0 at dj10@techdarkside.com.
Some people say I [...]
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In Defense of Rigor (Part 3 of 3)
June 17th, 2007 · 1 Comment
DJ1.0 is a contributing editor of TechDarkSide.com. We don’t know much about DJ1.0, since he participates in the dark side anonymously. We suspect DJ1.0 is a “he” since he refers to a wife in an early post, but then again, maybe they’re from Massachusetts… Either way, you can reach DJ1.0 at dj10@techdarkside.com.
In my last two [...]
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The value of my garage sale
June 10th, 2007 · No Comments
DJ1.0 is a contributing editor of TechDarkSide.com. We don’t know much about DJ1.0, since he participates in the dark side anonymously. We suspect DJ1.0 is a “he” since he refers to a wife in an early post, but then again, maybe they’re from Massachusetts… Either way, you can reach DJ1.0 at dj10@techdarkside.com.
At first blush, this [...]
In Defense of Rigor (Part 2 of 3)
June 6th, 2007 · No Comments
DJ1.0 is a contributing editor of TechDarkSide.com. We don’t know much about DJ1.0, since he participates in the dark side anonymously. We suspect DJ1.0 is a “he” since he refers to a wife in an early post, but then again, maybe they’re from Massachusetts… Either way, you can reach DJ1.0 at dj10@techdarkside.com.
In my last post, [...]
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In Defense of Rigor (Part 1 of 3)
June 3rd, 2007 · 1 Comment
DJ1.0 is a contributing editor of TechDarkSide.com. We don’t know much about DJ1.0, since he participates in the dark side anonymously. We suspect DJ1.0 is a “he” since he refers to a wife in an early post, but then again, maybe they’re from Massachusetts… Either way, you can reach DJ1.0 at dj10@techdarkside.com.
For most of my [...]
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For info lovers everywhere
May 31st, 2007 · No Comments
DJ1.0 is a contributing editor of TechDarkSide.com. We don’t know much about DJ1.0, since he participates in the dark side anonymously. We suspect DJ1.0 is a “he” since he refers to a wife in an early post, but then again, maybe they’re from Massachusetts… Either way, you can reach DJ1.0 at dj10@techdarkside.com.
I’m not sure how [...]
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A journey of 1000 miles begins with 1 step but…
May 29th, 2007 · 2 Comments
DJ1.0 is a contributing editor of TechDarkSide.com. We don’t know much about DJ1.0, since he participates in the dark side anonymously. We suspect DJ1.0 is a “he” since he refers to a wife in an early post, but then again, maybe they’re from Massachusetts… Either way, you can reach DJ1.0 at dj10@techdarkside.com.
A journey of 1000 [...]
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